In the last post, I complained about Ohio. It's time to move back to Kentucky.
The question is, how do you father a child without having sex. If you're a hillbilly it's easy. You start by going on a double date with your buddy and realizing that you're the only one who brought a condom. The hillbilly solution? No problem. Take turns. Since it's your condom, you get to use it first. Then turn it inside out, give it a quick wipe down and hand it to your buddy. What could go wrong?
Florida man has nothing on Kentucky.
The question is who's more pissed. The guy paying child support when he never had sex with the girl, or the guy whose best friend knocked up his girlfriend?
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