The Gift of Car Mats

The other night, I was woken up around 1 in the morning by car doors slamming and general banging. Nothing unusual with that. I usually get woken up every night by slamming car doors, yelling, pimp mobiles, four wheelers, and what have you. Hill folk are noisy. After listening for awhile and determining that the sounds didn't seem to indicate danger, I went back to sleep. Imagine, being woken up at night, and thinking, is this sound dangerous enough to grab a 12 gauge or can I go back to sleep. Well, I do call this place "The Ghetto with Trees", but I digress...

The next morning, I found the reason for the car doors. Four car floor mats were sitting on the road in front of my driveway. Did someone stop in front of my driveway, throw all their floor mats in the street and drive off at 1 in the morning? What the Hell people?