Saturday, April 25, 2020

When Ohio Returns to East Kentucky

Well, the Ohio people that were hiding across the street have reached the end of their quarantine period. How can you tell? Easy, when they were under quarantine, they stayed quietly in their house, except when they went travelling by lawnmower to visit neighbors. They parked their truck alongside of their house. Maybe because trucks become invisible if they are more than 5 feet from the road.
Anyway, now that the quarantine period has lifted, they have moved their truck right next to the road and they have taken to going outside and screaming at each other.
I guess the only thing that makes people from Ohio act like human beings is the threat of arrest.

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