Wednesday, May 22, 2019

Summer at the Lakes

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Summer has arrived in Kentucky. The time when everyone wants to head to the lakes in order to enjoy the great outdoors. The above doesn't look to great to me. It looks like a typical overcrowded beach area. Why exchange a small house in the suburb to a houseboat in a marina where your neighbors are even closer, noisier, and more drunk? Who can tell. Tourists are a blight wherever they go. 
Anyway, that is not the point of this post. The point is that many people live in and move to Kentucky to enjoy the rural lifestyle which includes fishing and time at the lakes. That's why the tourists come here on a temporary basis after all. Now, while you are thinking that there should be room for everyone, bear one thing in mind. KENTUCKY HAS NO WASTE TANK LAWS. Yes, that needed to be in bold. All those houseboats that you see, mostly filled with tourists, because Kentucky is one of the poorest states and the locals can't afford such toys, will soon empty its septic system straight into the river. Makes you want to go fishing and swimming, doesn't it. And the locals need to let themselves get crapped on by tourists because it benefits the local nobility. That should be Kentucky's new motto:

VISIT KENTUCKY AND CRAP ON THE LOCALS. NO ONE CARES.

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